There once was a halfling named Pippit Tooloo,
Who stood no taller than four foot two,
She certainly was the bravest of all,
Which only lead up to her downfall.
It was her first journey, outside in the world,
When unfortunate matters just went and unfurled,
She entered a dungeon and ran in a room,
Not knowing at all of her certain doom.
From up on the ceiling, danger awaited,
Two three-foot long geckos patiently waited,
They dropped from the ceiling and just like that,
The last heard of Tooloo was a big SPLAT!